The saint
The one with a direct channel between God and the group. He’s the first one to post devout and righteous messages, always the one rushing to teach correct and in general keep everyone within realms of his religious and social sensibilities.
The holier than thou
There’s not much different than the saint but this one is a pain in the behind. Oh! He is always correct can do no wrong and always on the look out to impart his wisdom to other mere mortals. Getting into long drawn out digital battles is his thing.
The bomber
He’s the life of the group and there are always a couple in every group vying to be the numero unos. They forward everything and anything that seems remotely interesting to them cluster bombing the group in regular intervals and their messages are generally ignored.
The wisher
Now he’s a different species altogether only coming alive early in the morning and night with his posts of Good mornings and Good nights invariably flowery or of the avian kind with a teach and disappearing from view otherwise.
The appreciator
This one is needed in every group. Encouraging every forward post or personal writes. He’s perennially at the starting line just waiting for the ping so he can be the first one to post a thumbs up or Rofls etc depending on the reactions required with a alacrity deserving national importance going into depression for rest of the day if he somehow fails to be the first.
The eager beaver
Not much different than the appreciator while the appreciator might be trying to endear himself to the group our beaver has no such motive. He jumps into all conversations whether required or not, our guy is a happy camper enthusiastic about everything. A pacifist he’s at the forefront mediating in friends or family brawls ending all chats with his never ending arsenal of smiley’s.
The critic
A caustic constipated anathema with the glass forever half empty. Rushing to correct any forward with the minutest bit of misinformation however insignificant.Frowning at all upbeat or satirical messages cause he does not have a stomach for frivolity and treating national or personal achievements with disdain and stern criticism.
The strong and silent one
You know he’s out there somewhere lurking in the shadows considering it below his square jawed arms akimbo back straight eyes unforgiving gazing straight ahead personality that he’s created for himself. He comes alive on events wishing perfunctory before disappearing till the next birthday or anniversary.
Oh I am too busy
Now this one is the busiest person of the group forever silent with proclamations of lack of time to be doing something as unproductive as send messages when met personally.
Political commentator
He’s a mix. On top of the political game watching news and reading papers with gusto so as to post views criticisms accolades according to his political leanings on every event that happens during the day.
